Tip of a Life Time ...

Received this in my email (thanks to cfred). I just LOL after reading it, coz i find that
IT ...
IS ....
SO ....
TRUE ........

No wonder I'm fated to lead a beautiful life of singlehood coz I want to be happy!! :P

Guys, pls read this if you want to make your woman happy. You have a lifetime to learn these survival skills :)


HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

TO MAKE A WOMEN HAPPY....A MAN ONLY NEEDS TO BE :
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO :

44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO :


50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying
about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT :

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1. Leave him alone